Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Little Cup o' Mine

So among the trio of hilarious gifts I received today from Melinda was this ceramic version of a paper cup often seen in the hands of New Yorkers who have gotten their diner coffee to go. I have no idea where she found it, but it cracks me up and I plan on using it forever, now. I have no need for any other coffee cup. I have found my true love.

It was a good gift and it cheered me up, which I needed on spending my first Christmas alone. I didn't think it would be so bad, but spending Christmas alone actually is very sad and I hope never to do it again. Even working on Christmas (which I've done a number of times) wasn't as bad as sitting alone with the dog and cat and watching the TV for, oh, I don't know, maybe 12 hours. I crammed in a marathon of Christmas-y movies including Love Actually, Scrooged, Nightmare Before Christmas. I also watched disc one of the House of Elliot, which came to me via Netflix - the other true love of my life.

Well tomorrow it's back to work, which I am dreading because our new editor lives only to bring us pain. But that is another story for another day.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Merry Christmas

I hope I'm not being too old fashioned by wishing everyone a Merry Christmas, instead of Happy Holidays or Happy Shopping Season or whatever is trendy right now. I still think of it as Christmas. Call me crazy.

Monday, December 18, 2006

The Great Mouse Caper

So you would not believe how incredibly hard it is to find Mickey Mouse-related items for children these days! My search was for Toddler 3 girls clothing, but I was also interested in any books or stuffed Mickeys they might have.

I started my search at what I thought was the most obvious place, The Disney Store. Boy, was I wrong! It's all Princess stuff for the girls (Belle, Cinderella, The Little Mermaid) and Pirates of the Caribbean and that Cars movie for boys. There was also The Incredibles, a few Winnie the Pooh items, and Dumbo - I didn't even know kids these days knew about Dumbo!

Disney really needs to go back to its roots. Obviously Mickey still sells. Kids still love that giant mouse. And Disney still uses him and the Mrs, the dogs and the ducks as their mascots. When people think Disney they don't think Captain Jack Sparrow, they think Scrooge McDuck, especially now at Christmas.

So after combing the entire mall, I'm embarrassed to say I finally found some Mickey gear at KMart. I guess I should be glad SOMEONE still appreciates the power of the Mouse.

Washingdog Square

This is what I love about New York.

I know I haven't been here that long - only about eight months, and there are people, I'm sure who would say, "You can't go around saying, 'This is what I love about New York' when you haven't even been there a year." - but I don't think this will change.

What I love is that you can go to a place that you think you know so well; where you think, perhaps, you've seen just about everything there is to see - drugs, sex, Jews for Jesus, 9-11 conspiracists - and then one day you go there and, inexplicably, there's a Wiener Dog convention.




How did they all know when and where to show up?

And how is it a collection of such odd and oblong little dogs would put one into such a state of wonderment that no number of men dressed as women shouting at trees could ever match?

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Coming Soon....




....New City. New Postings. New Life.

Sound exciting?

Don't count on it!

Friday, March 24, 2006

Say my name, say my name

So I just realized last night, as I was filling out the return card for this wedding that's vexing my life, that my name is spelled incorrectly on the front of the envelop that was mailed to me. I'M IN THE FRIGGIN' WEDDING and they've misspelled my first name.

I realize in the Deep South, they like to anglo-cize everything, but these people are Greek like me! Well, okay, the mother isn't but, still, she should know my name by now. She's known me my whole damn life. I was outraged. Outraged. It's bad enough I have to sit at work everyday and hear PR people and old ladies mangle my name, as if they've never heard it before, as if it weren't the most popular name in all of the Spanish-speaking world and half of Europe, but these people KNOW me. They've known me for three decades. They've wiped snot off my nose and picked olive pits out of my ears. If they can't get my name right there is not hope for me here. None. I'm just going to have to switch countries - that's all there is to it - and preferably, ahead of this wedding.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Wedding Nightmare No. 2:

This whole thing is getting out of hand. Seriously. This has to stop. Do other people involved in weddings (exempting the bride) have crazy dreams like this?

So, last night's nightmare was about a wedding dress or the lack thereof. In my dream I was sitting in a church, in the pews and I was getting married just after whatever regular service was being held.

There were only a handful of people there and I have no idea who the groom was. But I was sitting there in the church in my blue jean, cut-off shorts and white t-shirt freaking out because I didn't have a wedding dress (don't know how that detail slipped my mind when I was planning this "dream" wedding).

So I run out of the church and go to my childhood home (where we haven't lived since I was six, but is just down the road from the church were Tammy's wedding is being held) and started going through the closet looking for something I could throw together as a dress. There was a large white skirt with lace on it, which I had to safety pin to make fit and a lacey, white sleeveless shirt that I put on. I didn't get as far as the shoes in my dream. And while I wasn't thrilled with my outfit, it was better than cut-offs, my dream self thought.

That was pretty much the whole dream...only it was much more emotional that I've led you to believe with my above description.

I can't totally blame this wedding nightmare on the wedding I'm in, though. I also blame the Gilmore Girls, which had some weird marathon going on last night, catching everyone up on the season so far, I guess, because the new episodes start next Tuesday. Anyway, I fell asleep to the episode where Lorelei finds the perfect wedding dress for her and Luke's wedding and everything else falls in place (or at least, so she thinks at this point in the series). Because there was so much emphasis placed on the wedding dress, I can't help but think that had at least some influence on my dreams last night.

Seriously. After all this, I am never getting married.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Wedding Bliss

Update: The candle battle rages on. My mom has now given me money to go buy the larger candles. I think I'm caving on this one. My will is not as strong as hers.

In other wedding news, there are two (count them, one-two) wedding showers this weekend for the bride, which I will be attending. One of these showers is being co-hosted by my mother (which comes as a surprise to no one, I'm sure). The other is a "couples" shower and I'm unsure, etiquette-wise, if I'm supposed to take a gift. Guess I'll have one in the car just in case.

This is a very bad season to have a Greek wedding. We Greeks are fasting for Lent, which means no animal products in our diets. This makes it very hard to enjoy wedding showers and bachelorette party weekends in Florida when most everything aside from the vegetable tray is off limits. Luckily the wedding, itself, is well after Orthodox Easter, which is a week after Western Easter this year, just FYI for those of you keeping score at home.

This, coincidentally, is the same weekend as the afore mentioned bachelorette party, which I would like to go to but won't because it overlaps with Easter. My mom expects me home for Easter, and quite honestly, I can't imagine myself on the beach during the holiday. So I won't be going. This didn't stop me, of course, from getting into a fight with my mother about it last weekend. She was trying to tell me that bachelor parties were for boys and that "good girls" don't do that kind of thing and that I wasn't going. Clearly she has no idea what I was talking about, but I didn't have the energy to try and explain it to her and anyway she wouldn't have listened since she knows she's right already. She's very stubborn. Like a mule. So instead I told her that "I was 30 years old and I'll do whatever I feel like doing."

Granted, this was a stupid fight, especially since I had already said I wasn't going. But I get tired of her telling me how to run every small detail of my life. For example, a few weekends ago she was giving me job advice, even though she has never had an office job and certainly knows nothing about my profession. She can't even read English!

And now, the best news. The bride's maids dresses are in. My mom has mine now. I can't wait to see it this weekend and report back in full detail on exactly how bad it makes me look. Maybe I can even muster up a portrait of the dress. Oh will the glories of being the koumbara ever end?

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Pre-(Somebody Else's) Wedding Jitters: Another reason weddings suck

Had my first wedding-related nightmare last night. Can't remember exactly the details, but I was at work, which in my dream shared an office with my old university radio station. And this girl, who I worked with at the newspaper in Savannah was the afternoon DJ. I knew in the dream that she had asked me to pick up some of her shifts that week.

So, I'm sitting across from her, typing away and she's yelling at someone on the phone along the lines of, "No. She can't make it. [pause] Because. [pause] Yeah, she's right here." And she transfers the phone call to me. It's the bride-to-be, whose wedding I'm in and she's saying she needs me at 4 p.m. to help with something. I'm at first confused by why she was first talking to the DJ and I ponder this out loud and then think, the bride-to-be (heretofore referred to as Tammy, for not other reason than I recently read that Sweet Potato Queens book), so I think, Tammy must have dialed in on the main number and they transferred her to the DJ because they knew I was working for her. This logic somehow made sense to the dream me...although even dream me was questioning the validity of it.

Anyway, I tell Tammy that I can't possibly make it at 4 p.m. because I'm working. Can't we do it later, I ask. She hangs up the phone. So I try to call her back to suggest that I can leave at 4 p.m. and meet her at 5 p.m., because my boss (my real boss, not the DJ whose shift I'm NOT picking up that afternoon) has popped his head out of the office and said it was okay if I needed to leave early. But my phone doesn't seem to be working. At first, every time I pick it up to dial there is someone dialing in and I keep getting voice mails from some random PR guy. After I check those messages, I try to dial her again and nothing happens. I just get a dial tone. So I grab the phone of the DJ, asking if her phone is working. I pick it up and dial my phone and it rings. I call my home phone and it rings. So I start to dial Tammy's number and realize I don't know it. I look in my address book, an old phone number. I look in my mobile phone address book (Don't ask. I don't know why I didn't just use my mobile to call her. It's a dream, people.), nothing. So now I'm feeling pretty frantic and also bad for upsetting Tammy. I call my parents to get the number and that's the last thing I remember. I don't know how it ended. I think that's because, about that time, I got a wet dog nose to the face and a hopeful, "Time to go out?" lick to the cheek.

I can't believe the stress this wedding is causing me. Not getting married is rough on a girl, I tell you.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

My Friend's Big Fat Greek Wedding and My Mother

My poor mother, who is on the verge of giving up on my ever getting married, has decided to drive me crazy by taking over one of my oldest friend's weddings...or at least my participation in it. First there was the mother of the bride, now I give you mother of the koumbara.

My job in this wedding, is essentially: to buy a bunch of accoutrement needed for the service, make sure the crowns don't fall of during the wedding, make sure the bride doesn't trip on her dress during the "first steps as man and wife" and facilitate the exchanging of rings, which in a Greek wedding is (needlessly, if you ask me) complicated.

Battle One between my mother and I began over the crowns, which she insisted must be all white and which I said come in as many different choices now as wedding dresses and she needed to stop being old fashioned. After conferring with the bride, I picked one that I thought was pretty and matched the bride's dress, which isn't white.

Battle Two now rages for the candles. I bought the small beeswax candles, because I thought there was no point in wasting money and wax on the large candles, since all the bride is going to do is trash the candles after the wedding or stick them in a drawer never to be seen or heard from again.

My mother, however, has polled the ladies of the church and come back with the demand that I go by the large candles because "it looks better." Or something like that. I have yet to decide what to do on the candle situation.

Coinciding with Battle Two was Battle Three over the gift I was going to buy the bride and groom. I hadn't actually decided since I haven't been to the store yet (this wedding is in May), but it turns out my mother has already gone and bought a gift from me and had it sent to the bride - a china place setting. A very unlike-me gift, which the bride will immediately know came from my mother, who also bought the exact same gift on behalf of herself and my father.

Sunday night, on the phone, after the latest candle fight, I asked if she wanted to be the koumbara, instead. Now she is acting like her feelings are hurt.

All of this has reinforced my decision that should I ever get married, it will be in Vegas.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Workers of the World...uh, we don't need you anymore, but here's a ham and thanks for your soul

This is getting depressing. A round up:

1)The New Hampshire Union Leader, the largest newspaper in the state, is looking to cut its payroll by 9% and is offering employees a voluntary buyout plan in an effort to avoid layoffs.

"We need to get our numbers in line in order to build for the future," Union Leader publisher Joseph McQuaid said in a story carried in Wednesday's edition of the newspaper. "A changing retail market and changes in how some consumers get their news and information requires us to rethink how we do business."

McQuaid declined to comment beyond the statement in the paper.

The New Hampshire Union Leader and Sunday News have more than 300 full-time employees. Pending agreement with their unions, all full-time employees would be eligible to submit buyout requests.

The papers are owned by a nonprofit organization, the Nackey S. Loeb School of Communications. Loeb, who died in 2000, was the papers' publisher.

Newspapers across the country have been cutting staff and other expenses in recent months in an effort to remain profitable in the face of rising costs, declining circulation and stagnating growth in their main source of revenue -- advertising -- as more readers and advertisers move to the Internet.

The Union Leader's average weekday circulation declined 2.8% in the six-month period ending in September to 57,753, according to the most recent report by the Audit Bureau of Circulations.

2) The New York Times Company's order cutting 160 positions in its New England group, announced in September, is heading to that goal, with 115 buyouts approved so far at The Boston Globe, Worcester Telegram & Gazette and Globe Specialty Products, Globe Publisher Richard Gilman announced today in a memo to staffers.

"These difficult decisions have been triggered by our need to respond to a rapidly changing media landscape, and put us in a stronger financial position to pursue our goals in 2006 and the years ahead," Gilman wrote.


3)In am memo to staffers at her paper late Tuesday, Kathy Waltz, publisher of the Orlando Sentinel, described how the previously announced job cuts broke down as the dust settled. In the end, the paper lost 54 positions in the general Tribune Co. cutbacks, with 33 being open positions, plus 21 layoffs. "Never before has our industry faced greater changes than we do today," Waltz said.

Nearly 2,000 newspaper jobs have been eliminated in 2005.

Ashley Allen, a Sentinel spokeswoman, told the Associated Press that some of cuts "did include some newsroom staff members. The small work force reduction [about 20 positions]a little over a year ago was mostly people on the business side."


4)It has not been a kind year for the newspaper industry.

With costs rising and circulation on the decline, newspaper companies have responded by trimming a considerable portion of their staffs this year. A review of past news reports offers up a startling number: more than 1,900 jobs have been cut from major and mid-sized newspapers over the past year. That figure does not include cuts at many smaller papers that don't often garner the same headlines.

The downsizing began in January with acquisition-related cuts at The Herald-Sun in Durham, N.C., and Dow Jones' Consumer Electronic Publishing group. The latest cuts came yesterday, as several of the Tribune Co.'s newspapers announced new plans to cut costs. In between, Knight Ridder's San Jose Mercury News cut close to 16% of its newsroom staff, while the Houston Chronicle trimmed about 7% of its total workforce.

The New York Times Co. raised eyebrows in September when it announced it was cutting 500 jobs across the company, including 45 newsroom positions at its flagship New York Times. Just four months earlier the company announced plans to shed 190 jobs across all divisions.

While no number will be entirely precise, a conservative estimate puts the total loss of newspaper jobs around 1,900 on the year. Below is a list of the major job cuts since Jan. 1, 2005:

2005 NEWSPAPER CUTS

TRIBUNE
PAPER # OF CUTS
Newsday 49
Hartford Courant 14
Baltimore Sun 75
LA Times 85
Morning Call (Allentown, Pa.) 12
Daily Press (Newport News, Va.) 8
Chicago Tribune 100
Newsday TBD
Orlando Sentinel 54



NEW YORK TIMES CO.
PAPER # OF CUTS
NY Times 125
NEMG 65
NY Times 250
NEMG 160
Regional Media Group 80



KNIGHT RIDDER
PAPER # OF CUTS
Philadelphia Inquirer 75
Philadelphia Daily News 25
San Jose Mercury News 52



HEARST
PAPER # OF CUTS
SF Chronicle 120
Houston Chronicle 125



OTHERS
PAPER # OF CUTS
The (Durham, N.C.) Herald-Sun/Paxton 81
Seattle Times 99
Dow Jones Consumer Electronic Publishing 97
Boston Herald/Herald Media 35
Green Bay News-Chronicle/Gannett 14
St. Louis Post-Dispatch/Lee 130
Birmingham (Ala.) Post-Herald/Scripps 43

Monday, November 21, 2005

News DIY-Style

We've just started this at my place of employment, announced at the same time as a goodly number of layoffs.

Now you too can be a reporter. No experience needed!



New Desk in the Newsroom: The Citizen Editor's
With citizen journalism a bona fide new trend in the newspaper business, it's time to consider what the job is, what skills are necessary, and who'd be good at it.

By Steve Outing

BOULDER, Colo. (May 26, 2005) -- Clear out some more office space in the newsroom. Knock out a wall. Buy some new desks.

Make room for the new citizen editor(s).

We have a bona fide news-industry trend in "citizen journalism" -- the notion that it's an admirable thing and in a news organization's self-interest to encourage members of the public to participate in news publishing. News Web sites and initiatives in newsrooms are asking citizens (that is, the audience) to contribute not only their opinions but even to submit their own personal "news." The theory is that this citizen content and enhanced interaction complement professional journalism.

Citizen-journalism initiatives are popping up over the place at newspapers. And even if those publishers plying these uncharted waters are still a small minority, the trend is unmistakable.

Ergo, there's a new position opening up in some newsrooms: the citizen editor. While their ranks are small now, they are certain to grow in number. Journalism graduates seeking work in the field in the years ahead well may choose traditional reporting and editing, or veer toward the newer and very different line of editing the work of citizen journalists. Traditional journalists seeking new challenges or a change in work routine will have another option.

Like no other job

What exactly is a "citizen editor"? "In a lot of ways, it's unlike any other job in the newsroom," says Rich Gordon, chair of Newspapers and New Media at Northwestern University's Medill School and the faculty advisor for GoSkokie.com, an experimental student-run citizen-journalism website set up to serve the city of Skokie, Ill. "The job isn't to find stuff out and package it; it's to solicit other people to provide information and encourage interactivity among your [online] users."

In other words, you can't just build a citizen-journalism Web site and expect people to find it and start submitting amateur content in droves. It takes, typically, a committed and energetic citizen editor (or staff of editors) to go out and promote the site and make it visible; to encourage community members to submit their information and news; to educate them on what kind of content they can contribute and why they would want to; and to watch community news and happenings and recruit participants to submit words or images covering them.

Then there's the job of monitoring citizen content. Most citizen-journalism sites operate with the model that citizen contributions are published unedited -- warts and all. Others exert more control, with editors doing some surface editing -- fixing obvious errors, watching for potential libel problems and dealing with them, etc. But even with no editing allowed, someone with sound publishing and journalism judgment still, ideally, needs to be keeping an eye on what's going online, pulling the plug on stuff that's objectionable or violates a site's terms of service, and responding to reader complaints about objectionable content.

And design and news judgment are big parts of the job. Someone needs to be in place to identify the best of citizen contributions and package that on the home page or section front. Citizen journalists need not have any formal journalism training or background, but it sure helps for the citizen editor to have that.

A C-J staff builds in the Rockies

At the Rocky Mountain News in Denver, a Scripps newspaper, a citizen-journalism site debuted about a month ago. YourHub.com is comprised of about 40 Web sites, each covering a city or town in the Denver metro area. Content is a mix of contributions from community members, the occasional staff-written story, and hand-picked links to other publications' articles about YourHub.com cities.

What may strike you as remarkable (it did me) is that in these early days, the site has a staff of 11 full-time editors. Led by managing editor Travis Henry, YourHub employs one "community editor," one "producer," four "community journalists," and four "community assistants." They are responsible for producing not only the 40 community Web sites that are part of YourHub.com, but also 15 zoned print editions featuring the best content from the sites, which are inserted into the newspaper.

Henry says the staff is a mix of seasoned journalists and recent journalism graduates. Some have worked for daily and weekly newspapers, in radio, and in media/public relations. Community assistant Kevin Hamm, who has a journalism degree, has a resume that includes bookstore manager, mortgage banker, ski bum, and stay-at-home dad. Everyone on the staff has some sort of journalism background.

Henry acknowledges that the jobs in his department are different than the traditional, and describes them as a cross between doing journalistic tasks like editing and design and marketing the site in order to recruit community content contributors.

A big part of working for YourHub.com is acting in an "ambassador" role, he says, not solely as a journalist. That means encouraging people to submit content. For example, an editor might note that a community event is taking place and contact the organizers to urge that they submit text or photographs (or request that of event participants). A story might run where a community journalist or assistant adds a call for readers to add what they know about the topic or event, expanding on the original story.

YourHub.com editors also write for the site on occasion, acting as "citizen reporters" themselves (albeit paid) -- even using the same publishing interface to file a story as do community members. It might surprise you to know that such staff articles are edited before publication. Citizen articles, on the other hand, are left untouched -- except for some minor spelling and grammar editing (or occasional cuts due to space limitations) on articles to be included in the zoned print editions.

An appealing job?

Will classically trained journalists find such work appealing? "I would hope so," says Henry, whose resume includes stints in writing and editing at a number of Colorado weekly and daily newspapers. What's exciting about the new citizen-journalism field, he thinks, is the chance to tap the power of grassroots journalism -- to be in on the ground floor of what could be an important component of the future of journalism.

Some journalists look at these citizen-editor jobs and decide that they're not appealing because there's no writing, reporting, or actual content creation involved -- just working with amateur writers and photographers, educating them, and packaging what they produce. But that's not necessarily the case.

Henry's community editors at YourHub.com do get to write, and this "staff-written citizen journalism" is included in the editorial mix of the site. He wonders if as the site grows to the point where citizen contributions are coming in at a healthy clip and less aggressive marketing is necessary to solicit submissions, the site's editors will be able to spend more time writing and creating themselves.

YourHub.com operates under the model of an independent news entity. (Its staff is located on the first floor of the Rocky Mountain News building; the newspaper staff is two floors up.) While Henry admits that in the site's young life it hasn't happened yet, he expected that community members occasionally will "scoop" the newspaper and its Web site. Indeed, when that happens, he says, YourHub.com will be the first venue of publication -- not the Rocky Mountain News' site, nor the print edition.

Of course, there's not yet one, single model for citizen journalism. Not all sites will take the hands-off editing approach, which means that for some operations the role of citizen editor will involve more traditional line editing; the job will be more like conventional editing, but with a different flavor of reporter to work with.

Creativity required

Where does citizen content come from? There are many possibilities, and figuring them out requires creativity on the citizen editor's part, says Mark Potts, co-founder of Backfence.com, an independent citizen-journalism Web site service that recently debuted its first two community sites in the Virginia suburbs of Washington, D.C. Potts is another classically trained journalist; he was one of the original founders of washingtonpost.com a decade ago.

If someone has posted an intriguing calendar event, he suggests, then the citizen editor might follow up and suggest that the person write up a text report and submit photos when the event happens. The citizen editor might visit local high schools and convince a coach or player to submit reports from games that otherwise go uncovered by traditional local media outlets.

A public affairs specialist for a police department inquired to Backfence.com about a spot for officers to place their content. Now that could result in some compelling and interesting content being submitted. Or perhaps the manager of a taxi company could be encouraged to get drivers to submit stories. It's all about being creative.

The citizen editor, Potts says, is not at all like a traditional line-editing role. Rather, it's a sort of "weird" version of being an assignment editor -- one with an unpaid "staff" that comes and goes, that comprises people from all walks of life, some of whom can write and tell stories, and some who may struggle at that and need guidance.

Another misconception about citizen editing is that the content you'll get to work with will be mostly dreck. But Backfence.com's experience is contrary to that notion. "The content we've received [so far] is better than what you'd expect," says Potts. Non-journalists "can write," he says -- "not in the classic journalism style, but it is readable, and it's not written in third-grade language."

In other words, get rid of the old thinking that only trained journalists can tell stories. Accept the notion that people at the grassroots level have lots to communicate and offer, and help them do that. Then you will be a competent citizen editor.

What's required

What does it take to be a citizen editor? Everyone I spoke to for this column suggested that being young helps. "I bet some younger journalists will find this to be really interesting, because they've grown up with the Web," says Dan Gillmor, a well-known blogger and technology columnist who wrote the book "We the Media" and recently left traditional journalism to found a citizens-media start-up, Grassroots Media Inc. A younger mindset might find it easier to accept the concept that the conversations generated by citizen media can be as interesting as anything else that a news organization does.

Gillmor also suggests that while journalism skills and background are helpful in filling the role of citizen editor, they are not mandatory; non-journalists indeed might excel in such jobs. And understanding of and experience in online communities could be extremely valuable to any citizen-journalism operation, so publishers might be wise to seek out such experience when hiring.

On a more practical level, everyone involved in these early days of citizen journalism can benefit from basic computer and Internet skills. The job of citizen editor typically means lots of production work, and the technology skills and understanding to know how to make a citizens-media site evolve and grow to meet the demands of the citizen journalists who use it. YourHub.com's Henry ranks computer skills at the top of his list of requirements in hiring.

Good editing skills are highly prized. The citizen editor's job is, in part, to select the best citizen submissions and highlight them, so the the ability to write good headlines is a major plus. And for those sites that do edit citizen submissions, basic line-editing skills are a must.

Marketing skills and understanding also are crucial. As Potts suggests, citizen editors need to be out in the community, talking to community leaders and members, constantly promoting their site. And they must work closely with ad and marketing people on the staff. Citizen journalism has an unproven business model, so everyone must chip in to make it work.

And because citizen journalism goes so deep into the community, citizen editors will do best if they have intimate knowledge of the community. It helps to know the people and location. I wonder, then, if citizen-editor jobs might best be given to local candidates, rather than to outsiders who move to a city to take a new job.

Your new career?

If you believe that citizen journalism has a future (and count me as one who does), this is a good time to enter the field. These are the early days of what many believe represent the start of a revolution in journalism.

The jobs are just now starting to appear. Good luck.

**

Steve Outing (steve@poynter.org) has covered the online news industry for E&P since August 1995. He is also senior editor at the Poynter Institute for Media Studies.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Dadadum, Dadachum

I know it's not the end of the week, when I usually write, and I've only watched four episodes of Homicide: Life on the Streets and no movies. But I have finished one book and the end of that book and the beginning of its sequel is the reason I'm writing today.

Today is a very sad day for me...oh my god! It's the 19th!!!! It's the 19th!!!!.....oh. Yeah, uhm. Well, that's a reference only people who have read the series will get. Let's just pretend none of this happened and move quickly on.

As I was saying this is a very sad day as it marks my beginning the final book in Stephen King's Dark Tower series, a series that I have now been reading for almost 20 years. (If I actually counted, I'd probably find that it was exactly 19 years.) If we're being honest with ourselves - and if you can't be honest on the Internet, then let's face it, where can honesty be found? - it is mostly HIS fault that it's taken me this long, because it took him so damn long to finish his seven-book opus. But it's also a little my fault as I was slower returning to the series once he did finish it. And I had to go back and re-read the first four books because I'd pretty much forgotten everything about them, except for: 1) A few moments (not even whole scenes) that were un-naturally vivid, and 2) That I loved those books more than anything else he has written...more than most books I've read, actually. I even named one of my dogs Roland, after the gunslinger, the main character.

So today I begin The Dark Tower, book seven of the series that bears the same name and it makes me so excited, and at the same time so sad to think this story is finally coming to a close. But as he says himself in the opening words to the Constant Reader,not even Stephen King can make something last forever.

I know that I can always reread a book and I actually have several months of reading ahead of me (the book weighs a ton). And I also know it's silly to feel this way about fictional characters. But at times fiction can move me more than the world around me and the characters share intimate thoughts that real people never do. I'll be melancholy for a while, but like with the real world, eventually I'll move on. There's a nice John Berendt book of reality waiting for me when this is done and after that, who knows.

Friday, October 14, 2005

My Continent, 'Tis of Who?

Number of movies seen since last blog: Uh, I lost count at 10.
Number of Law & Order: CI episodes watched in last two weeks: 8
Number of geographic blunders made this week: 41
Number of books purchased: 2: "The City of Falling Angels" by John Berendt and "The Dark Tower" (does it have to end?) by Stephen King
Number of books read: hahahahahahahaha



And the question of the day comes to us not from history, but another area close to the American Idiot's heart - geography. And that question is: Is Central America part of North or South America?

I, growing up in America the way I did, assumed the only countries in North America were Canada and the U.S. Then a few years ago I shockingly learned that Mexico [insert studio audience gasps here] was also part of our continent and that English as a national language was not actually a pre-req for being part of good ole Norte America. But wait, my shock grew when earlier this year I found out that GREENLAND (which is not actually a country) is also part of N.A.

Well today came a crucial questions from one of my co-workers, "Is Central America part of North America?" A fierce battle of words broke out between reporters (who are not known for their fist fighting). They all immediately drew their Associated Press stylebooks, Webster's dictionaries or World Almanacs - depending on their poison of choice - and started flipping. As it turned out that while these periodicals are fine on the spelling of countries names, whether it's email or e-mail and major exports of Belize, they could tell us nothing about anything we'd actually be looking up.

Finally someone broke out an atlas, which put Central America solidly in the America of the North. There were some nasty words exchanged and some people switched sides, pretending they knew all along that Central America was part of the continent of North America. A few people still held to their solidly South America viewpoint, despite the atlas's clear evidence to the contrary. And then a small contingency of crazies decided to create an eight continent, stating unequivocally that Central America was actually a part of neither North nor South and in fact a continent of its own making.

This, folks, is the American newsroom in the 21st century. Enjoy your snapshot into our lunacy.

With my geography lesson out of the way, I move onto my newest plan: Beach Blogger, the Beach Bunny of the X Generation. I have no plan yet on how to make this a financially feasible lifestyle, but since I clearly am not spending my days stuffing my brain full of important geography, history, science or math, I can dedicate all my brain power to that activity. Any help your brains can provide will be greatly appreciated.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Long Days and Nights, Penguin Style

Number of Wonder Woman episodes watched: 5
Number of twirls within the episodes: 36
Number of movies watched: 5
Number of movies involving penguins watched: 1
Number of books read: 1 (Finally finished Wizard and Glass)
Number of books started: 2
Number of those books involving anything approaching intellectual leanings: 0



My march toward intellectual enlightenment has gone perhaps a nonmeter since last week. I did watch that penguin documentary everyone's going on about. It left me with two very strong thoughts. 1)Penguins are crazy and should just pack up and move to Florida like everyone else. 2)Someone needs to make a documentary about the documentary. I would like to know how those crazy Frenchies made the damn thing. Did they camp out there in -80 degree weather in their little orange hoodies, huddling with the likewise crazy penguins (who were clearly wondering what all these strange, large, orange penguins were on about). Did they have some sort of mobile home on ice with portable generator and endless supplies of gasoline, Hotpockets and card games? And most importantly how the hell did they pee out there?

Anyway, penguins and Frenchmen aside, my week was once again a terribly uneventful waste of life. I serve absolutely no purpose in life unless God actually IS spelled backwards and I was put here to serve and shelter his true chosen ones. I have four of them living here. Two wandered up off the streets, one came from a shelter in Texas, the other from a shelter in Tennessee. They join one very pissed off cat, who is too old for this crap - at least that what she keeps telling me. I really am beginning to feel that I'm nothing more than a housekeeper for pets and that I have no greater purpose. I am losing my ability to communicate with humans and will soon speak only dog, cat and journalize. You'll be able to track the demise of verbal abilities through this blog.

This brings me to my stopping point, as I believe one of the herd need my assistance in the kitchen - perhaps fetching a nice crispy dog bone or a not quite dead mouse. Or then again, he or she might just be inviting the penguins to come live with us.

Friday, September 16, 2005

History Grade: F-


Books Bought This Week: 0
Books (excluding comics) Read This Week: 1/4 (Wizard and Glass by Stephen King)
Books (including comics) Read This Week: 3 1/4
Movies Watched This Week: 1
Episodes of Gilmore Girls Watched This Week: 6
History Questions Missed This Week: 1
History Questions Asked This Week: 1



I read in the New York Times today that the amount of television I watch is directly tied to my knowledge of U.S. history. I think by my tally above, you'll find the NYT is right. I, like most of the interviewed graduates of Top 10 universities did not the answer to the following question, which had MULTIPLE CHOICES:

Who was the American general at the Battle of Yorktown?
A) William Sherman B) Ulysses Grant C) Douglas MacArthur D) George Washington.

The answer, of course (I can say that now that I know the answer), is D.

I, idiotically chose B. Grant at Yorktown? What was I thinking?

So to make myself feel worse about my American education I will be taking any history questions you have for me and keep a running tally of my lack of U.S. knowledge. This should be particularly amusing to Satchel who is an Americanist in his PhD history program and who I believe is the only person reading this blog.

Friday, April 29, 2005

More Advice and Pet Peeve 5,021

Was tied up by actual work there for a bit. Sorry. I'll try not to let it happen again. But I can't promise anything.

Today I have for you another installment of advice to editors that is also Pet Peeve 5,021:

Stop this "sign up" madness now!

Any newspaper that requires you to make up some information, otherwise known as "registering" and tracks your reading habits must be boycotted immediately. All Web sites not requiring registration should immediately sever all links to registration sites.

Listen to me, people, no one is inputting their actual data. The Little Rock paper thinks I'm a 43-year-old rich Asian monkey named Peko. Who is this helping? Please, please, just stop.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Study of the Obvious

Timely to the reinvention of my blog is this article on the Editor & Publisher Web site, regarding a study by the Carnegie Corp. on why youngsters like me aren't reading newspapers.

My favorite parts are:

In his report, Brown argues that traditional news outlets must figure out ways to "engage" young people the way the Internet does. "In short, the future of the U.S. news industry is seriously threatened by the seemingly irrevocable move by young people away from traditional sources of news," he writes.

As an industry, newspapers in particular are doing a poor job of responding to these new market pressures, said Brown, a former Washington Post reporter: "Here's this huge revenue opportunity that has moved to Yahoo. Yahoo is having these amazing [financial] quarters. And the newspaper industry response to that is to trim the staff of their online news sites because they want to keep their bottom line. This is classic business school fodder here. When somebody else is eating your lunch, your response is to run away? The industry needs to invest."

"There's not enough risk-taking in the newspaper industry."

It took a study to figure this stuff out? I have taken a poll of one (myself) and come up with the same conclusions they did.

Newspapers should listen to the young people on their staff or better yet promote some younger people to various editor levels; some people who perhaps haven't spent years and years listening to: "This is the way it's always been done and I don't see a reason to change that now."

Also, this guy is stealing my ideas.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Interlude: Pet Peeve 386

Bible verses airbrushed on cars/trucks.

I wish I had a camera phone, folks, because I cannot do justice to what I witnessed yesterday. I am headed east on a seven lane road. I am in the middle lane. Directly in front of me is a car whose license plate reads CRKWHR. It takes me a minute but I realize this person has a personalized tag that says Crack Whore. I crack up laughing. Then I look a the white pickup truck in the left lane and see:

"In all things I gave you an example, that so laboring ye ought to help the weak, and to remember the words of the Lord Jesus, that he himself said, It is more blessed to give than to receive." - Acts 20:35

It was airbrushed in this sort of light blue and pink lettering on the door to the truck bed and I thought, "This is truly one of the signs of the apocalypse."

I'm now having that verse from Revelations airbrushed on my truck.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Music, Fonts and Jon Stewart

I suppose this really falls under the previous category of free stuff, but I would suggest that newspapers follow the Oxford American and other magazines (and clothing stores; remember when clothing stores like Express put out CDs of the music they played?) and try putting together an annual CD of local music that would go out to subscribers only. It would coincide with a special section on local music, featuring everything from the super famous (Elvis, Britney Spears anyone?) to garage rock. That would be something for the marketing department to do. (We have one here but they don't seem to actually do much marketing.)

Under 30s - and as we all know by now, Bucky speaks for all Under 30s - love music and most cities of any respectable size spend a lot of time hyping their local talent. I bet CDs would bring in more readership than signs on bus shelters do. Then at the biggest papers, they could even host a concert, perhaps on newspaper grounds or nearby. It could be a big weekend affair, open to the public. Maybe it would take on a life of its own like that Down from the Mountain tour. This could be the next huge thing. I smell a Cohen Brothers movie...

Some other thoughts I had this week:

-Text messaging headlines to Under 30s mobile phones.

-Newspaper reality show on local or cable access TV, featuring the "real life" of newspapers (people will be shocked, shocked to find out that we don't run around like Meg Ryan in "Sleepless in Seattle" or Naomi Watts in "The Ring" and we don't have adventures like anyone in "The Paper," though we do drink as much Coke).

-Web chats with reporters, editors, critics, etc., like the New York Times does. Newspapers are horrible at creating virtual communities. They need to get some sci-fi, gaming geeks in to operate that aspect of the business and stop moving people management doesn't like any more over to run the online presence. They need to fully staff the online department because posting the print version on a Web site and updating with AP breaking news, ain't cutting it.

-Get some columnists that write about something other than politics and kids, unless you find the next Jon Stewart. Better yet, somebody please convince Jon Steward to write a syndicated column. We Under 30s need a little laughter with our carnage and coffee, please.

-For God's sake CHANGE THE FRIGGIN FONTS! Uniformity is not the sign of a good newspaper, it's the sign of chicken shit paper. You have all these fonts and never use them. You wanna know why there are companies that exist only to make the opening credits to movies? So people will watch them. So people will want to get to movies before they start. So people will fork over $8 to $12 bucks a pop plus popcorn and soda, even for "Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous." Hell, they give an Academy Award for opening credits. That's how important it is. Jazz things up.
Seriously, Jazz them up.
Literally.
There is a font called Jazz.
Use it.