Single? Don't move to any of these places

So according to Sperling's BestPlaces the Top Ten Least Single Cities are:

1 McAllen, Texas
2 Lake County, IL
3 Nassau, NY
4 Edison, NJ
5 Poughkeepsie, NY
6 Bakersfield, CA
7 El Paso, Texas
8 Allentown, PA-NJ
9 Salt Lake City, Utah
10 Oxnard, CA

Sigh. This is sad news indeed.