On this, the most hallowed eve of the great O13 opening, I present to you some potential sequels* (mostly courtesy of my friend Linus):
1) $7.50 + $6.50 = 14. Ocean's 14: The Quest for Melinda's Money for Ocean's 12 & 13. [Explanation: This is funny only because Melinda once — and we were very drunk — famously told the director of Oceans 11-13 that she did not like Oceans 12 and could she have her $7.50 back. M does not have high hopes for 13, either.]
2) Four words: Oceans New York: The Series (which of course will follow Ocean's 15: Ocean Takes Manhattan).
3) Oceans 20: Ocean versus Predator
4) Oceans 101 Dalmatians
and of course:
5) Oceans 1-10, The Prequels.
*Not a comprehensive list or a low fat food. Please feel free to add your own sequel suggestions.
Thursday, June 07, 2007
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Ocean's 0: And then there were none. (Someone wants all that money for himself! We watch as each member of the cast is disposed of - one by one - in a convoluted edge-of-your-seat Agatha Christie-style mystery! The trick will be to keep the characters charmingly rakish....)
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