Thursday, June 07, 2007

What's next for the briny deep?

On this, the most hallowed eve of the great O13 opening, I present to you some potential sequels* (mostly courtesy of my friend Linus):

1) $7.50 + $6.50 = 14. Ocean's 14: The Quest for Melinda's Money for Ocean's 12 & 13. [Explanation: This is funny only because Melinda once — and we were very drunk — famously told the director of Oceans 11-13 that she did not like Oceans 12 and could she have her $7.50 back. M does not have high hopes for 13, either.]

2) Four words: Oceans New York: The Series (which of course will follow Ocean's 15: Ocean Takes Manhattan).

3) Oceans 20: Ocean versus Predator

4) Oceans 101 Dalmatians

and of course:

5) Oceans 1-10, The Prequels.

*Not a comprehensive list or a low fat food. Please feel free to add your own sequel suggestions.

1 comment:

Cheri said...

Ocean's 0: And then there were none. (Someone wants all that money for himself! We watch as each member of the cast is disposed of - one by one - in a convoluted edge-of-your-seat Agatha Christie-style mystery! The trick will be to keep the characters charmingly rakish....)